2014-01-17

A tall SMBC comic narrated by a proctologist, a woman with reddish-brown hair. Panel 1, she holds up a long thin medical instrument: "People don't respect proctologists." Panel 2, a close-up of her face: "Oh sure, you come to us when something doesn't feel right 'down there.'" Panel 3, a smiling bald man in an orange shirt: "Or when you've 'lost' an object." He adds, "If you can get it out, you can keep it." Panel 4, a party scene captioned "But what happens when you meet us at a party?" A host says "Welcome to the bridal shower!" and a guest replies "Thanks. It's been a long week," muttering in a smaller bubble "Say nothing about it." Panel 5, a dim silhouette panel: "That's all right." Panel 6, three women stand in a row: "We get revenge in the end." Panel 7, a woman opens a gift that includes a rainbow-colored item; a gift-giver says "Congratulations!" and the woman responds "A designer pen! Wow. Where did you get this?" The gift-giver replies, "I know a guy" - implying the pen was an object recovered from a patient. Votey: a simple cartoon face under a speech bubble reading "I got you some lightbulbs too."