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2014-01-14

Original: 2014-01-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Two men sit side by side on a red couch, each holding a video game controller.

The man on the right (bald): "You know, I've played this game for ten years, and I think I've finally gotten tired of it."

Caption (below the panel): I didn't know it yet, but I was about to hear the saddest "That's what she said" of all time.

Votey:
A close-up of a bald man's face. Handwritten text floats beside him: "SEX IS A CHORE"

Alt text

A two-panel SMBC comic. Main panel: two men sit on a red couch playing a video game, each holding a controller. The bald man on the right says, "You know, I've played this game for ten years, and I think I've finally gotten tired of it." His friend in a green shirt looks slightly uneasy. A caption below reads: "I didn't know it yet, but I was about to hear the saddest 'That's what she said' of all time." The joke: the bored remark about the game is about to be answered with a "that's what she said" that turns out to be genuinely sad rather than funny. Votey (bonus panel): a close-up of a glum bald man's face with handwritten words beside him reading "SEX IS A CHORE" — the punchline that completes the sad "that's what she said."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.