ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2012-09-22

Original: 2012-09-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A woman (seen in profile close-up on the right) speaks to a bearded man sitting at a small round table with a cup of coffee, holding a spoon.
Woman: "I'm making a you substitution."

Caption (below panel): It's hard getting dumped by a mathematician.

Votey:
Close-up of the same bald, bearded man grinning widely.
Woman (off-panel): Now you're "dx"!

Alt text

A bearded man in a green shirt sits at a small round table with a cup of coffee, holding a spoon, looking glum. A woman, shown in profile close-up on the right, leans toward him and says, "I'm making a you substitution." A caption below reads: "It's hard getting dumped by a mathematician." The joke puns on the calculus technique of u-substitution (substituting a variable u). In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the now-grinning bald, bearded man as the woman says, "Now you're 'dx'!" — referencing the dx term that accompanies u-substitution, the punchline reducing him to a mere differential.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.