2012-09-18
Original: 2012-09-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (with dark curly hair, green sweater vest): Why is "vanilla" the term for regular sex? Vanilla is a distinct flavor like any other!
Panel 2:
Woman (with glasses, reddish-brown hair, gray-blue shirt): The van- part comes from the Spanish "vaina" from the Latin "vagina." The -illa part is diminutive.
Panel 3:
Woman: So, etymologically, "vanilla sex" refers to a little vaginal sex.
Panel 4:
Man: You just blew my mind.
Woman: Behold the power of my English degree.
Votey:
ETYMOLOGY: Sneaking vagina into your mouth since 1786.
Man (with dark curly hair, green sweater vest): Why is "vanilla" the term for regular sex? Vanilla is a distinct flavor like any other!
Panel 2:
Woman (with glasses, reddish-brown hair, gray-blue shirt): The van- part comes from the Spanish "vaina" from the Latin "vagina." The -illa part is diminutive.
Panel 3:
Woman: So, etymologically, "vanilla sex" refers to a little vaginal sex.
Panel 4:
Man: You just blew my mind.
Woman: Behold the power of my English degree.
Votey:
ETYMOLOGY: Sneaking vagina into your mouth since 1786.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A man with dark curly hair in a green sweater vest talks with a woman who has glasses, reddish-brown hair, and a gray-blue shirt. Panel 1, the man asks: "Why is 'vanilla' the term for regular sex? Vanilla is a distinct flavor like any other!" Panel 2, the woman explains: "The van- part comes from the Spanish 'vaina' from the Latin 'vagina.' The -illa part is diminutive." Panel 3, she continues: "So, etymologically, 'vanilla sex' refers to a little vaginal sex." Panel 4, the man, looking impressed, says "You just blew my mind," and the woman, smiling smugly, replies "Behold the power of my English degree." Votey caption below reads: "ETYMOLOGY: Sneaking vagina into your mouth since 1786."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.