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2012-09-25

Original: 2012-09-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Title: HOW TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE:

Panel 1: A man with red/orange flame-like hair in a blue suit holds his chin thoughtfully.
Man: "Say, what do you think is the dollar value of a leaky sack of monkey foetuses in the Bering Strait circa 1979."

Panel 2 (header label: NORMAL PERSON:): A woman in a yellow shirt with a startled, uneasy expression.
Woman: "What the hell is wrong with you?!"

Panel 3 (header label: ECONOMIST:): The same woman, now calm and matter-of-fact.
Woman: "Real dollars or nominal dollars?"

Votey:
Close-up of the red-haired man.
Man: "Nominal."
Woman (off-panel speech bubble): "$37.52"

Alt text

A three-panel SMBC comic titled "HOW TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE:". Panel 1: A man with flame-like red hair in a blue suit strokes his chin and asks, "Say, what do you think is the dollar value of a leaky sack of monkey foetuses in the Bering Strait circa 1979." The comic then shows two reactions to the same bizarre question. Under a red header reading "NORMAL PERSON:", a woman in a yellow shirt looks alarmed and says, "What the hell is wrong with you?!" Under a red header reading "ECONOMIST:", the same woman looks perfectly calm and simply asks, "Real dollars or nominal dollars?" The joke is that an economist responds to an absurd premise with a routine clarifying question instead of shock. Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the red-haired man who replies "Nominal." and a speech bubble answers "$37.52" — deadpan confirmation that the economist actually has a precise number ready.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.