2012-03-06
Original: 2012-03-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (main comic):
A woman in yellow underwear stands beside a bed, gesturing in exasperation toward another woman with reddish hair who sits up in bed reading a large blue book.
Standing woman (shouting): "WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE SEX TONIGHT!?"
Caption below the comic:
"Since nearly every cell in the body is replaced within a year, every part of my body you would want to have sex with is under one year old.
You creep."
Votey:
Close-up of the reddish-haired woman in bed, looking smug.
Woman: "SO, YOU ADMIT YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN MY LONG-LIVED NEURONS."
A woman in yellow underwear stands beside a bed, gesturing in exasperation toward another woman with reddish hair who sits up in bed reading a large blue book.
Standing woman (shouting): "WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE SEX TONIGHT!?"
Caption below the comic:
"Since nearly every cell in the body is replaced within a year, every part of my body you would want to have sex with is under one year old.
You creep."
Votey:
Close-up of the reddish-haired woman in bed, looking smug.
Woman: "SO, YOU ADMIT YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN MY LONG-LIVED NEURONS."
Alt text
A two-panel comic. In the main panel, a woman in yellow underwear stands beside a bed, throwing up her hands in frustration and yelling at her partner, a red-haired woman sitting up in bed calmly reading a large blue book: "Why can't you just say you don't feel like sex tonight!?" Below the panel, a caption gives the reader's deadpan excuse: "Since nearly every cell in the body is replaced within a year, every part of my body you would want to have sex with is under one year old. You creep." In the votey (bonus panel), a close-up of the smug red-haired reader doubles down: "So, you admit you're not interested in my long-lived neurons." The joke turns a body-cell-replacement fact into an absurd accusation, then escalates it.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.