2012-03-05
Original: 2012-03-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with brown hair and glasses, wearing a green shirt and blue tie, speaks to another person seen in profile in the foreground.
Man in green: "AUGH! NO! This is why people don't like creationists. Correlation does not imply causality!"
Panel 2:
A bald, smiling man in a gray shirt talks with the man in the green shirt (seen from behind).
Bald man: "WAIT... it doesn't?"
Man in green: "No."
Bald man: "WOW. Am I actually getting through to you?"
Panel 3:
Close-up of the man in the green shirt, looking down thoughtfully with his hand near his chin.
Man in green: "This changes everything..."
Panel 4 (banner reads "SOON..."):
Exterior shot of a small building labeled "Creation Science Labs" on a grassy hill. A speech bubble emanates from the building.
Voice from building: "Guess what everyone! Now we don't need correlation either!"
Votey:
The same "Creation Science Labs" building, drawn in rough sketch style, with a speech bubble: "What's correlation?"
A man with brown hair and glasses, wearing a green shirt and blue tie, speaks to another person seen in profile in the foreground.
Man in green: "AUGH! NO! This is why people don't like creationists. Correlation does not imply causality!"
Panel 2:
A bald, smiling man in a gray shirt talks with the man in the green shirt (seen from behind).
Bald man: "WAIT... it doesn't?"
Man in green: "No."
Bald man: "WOW. Am I actually getting through to you?"
Panel 3:
Close-up of the man in the green shirt, looking down thoughtfully with his hand near his chin.
Man in green: "This changes everything..."
Panel 4 (banner reads "SOON..."):
Exterior shot of a small building labeled "Creation Science Labs" on a grassy hill. A speech bubble emanates from the building.
Voice from building: "Guess what everyone! Now we don't need correlation either!"
Votey:
The same "Creation Science Labs" building, drawn in rough sketch style, with a speech bubble: "What's correlation?"
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A man with glasses in a green shirt and tie yells at someone off-panel, "AUGH! NO! This is why people don't like creationists. Correlation does not imply causality!" Panel 2: A smiling bald man in a gray shirt replies, "WAIT... it doesn't?" The green-shirted man says "No," and the bald man, delighted, asks, "WOW. Am I actually getting through to you?" Panel 3: A thoughtful close-up of the green-shirted man, hand to chin, murmuring, "This changes everything..." Panel 4: Under a banner reading "SOON...", a small building labeled "Creation Science Labs" sits on a grassy hill. A voice from inside announces, "Guess what everyone! Now we don't need correlation either!" The joke: the creationist absorbed the wrong lesson and now rejects correlation too. Votey: a crude pencil-sketch of the same Creation Science Labs building, with a voice asking, "What's correlation?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.