ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2012-03-02

Original: 2012-03-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):

A young man stands holding a tray with two teacups and what appears to be a small dish of cheese, having just served tea to two elderly women seated on an orange couch, both sipping from white mugs.

Man: "Oh, I probably should've mentioned this before you started in on that tea — I don't believe in objective morality."

Caption (below comic): The Jehovah's Witnesses don't visit my house any more.

Votey:

A close-up of the man's face, now looking sinister/menacing with a wicked grin.

Man: "The tea is herbal."

Alt text

A young man holding a serving tray with two teacups stands beside an orange couch where two elderly women sit sipping tea from white mugs. He says, 'Oh, I probably should've mentioned this before you started in on that tea — I don't believe in objective morality.' A caption below reads: 'The Jehovah's Witnesses don't visit my house any more,' implying the visitors are now in danger. In the votey aftercomic, a black-and-white close-up shows the man's face twisted into a sinister grin as he adds, 'The tea is herbal' — a darkly comic reassurance that the tea is harmless after all.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.