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2012-03-03

Original: 2012-03-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Child: Dad, why do people fight wars?

Panel 2:
Dad: Well, usually there are two sides and they have different ideas. Then the people fight over the ideas until one side can't fight any more.

Panel 3:
Child: Well, that doesn't seem fair. Ideas live forever. People can die.

Panel 4:
Child: Shouldn't the ideas be fighting over the people?

Panel 5:
Dad: That's called peace.

Votey:
Dad (looking stunned): Oh snap!

Alt text

A five-panel comic of a small red-haired child and her bald, mustachioed, bespectacled father. Panel 1: The child asks, "Dad, why do people fight wars?" Panel 2: The dad answers, "Well, usually there are two sides and they have different ideas. Then the people fight over the ideas until one side can't fight any more." Panel 3: The child, looking thoughtful, says, "Well, that doesn't seem fair. Ideas live forever. People can die." Panel 4: She continues, "Shouldn't the ideas be fighting over the people?" Panel 5: The dad replies, "That's called peace." Votey: A black-and-white close-up of the dad's face, slack-jawed and wide-eyed, as a speech bubble exclaims, "Oh snap!" — reacting to the profundity of his own answer (or his daughter's reframing).

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.