2009-08-27
Original: 2009-08-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A red-haired woman in a doctor's coat with a head mirror (a physician) sits in a chair, resting one hand on a pale dog-like cadaver lying across her lap. A woman with brown hair sits across from her, seen from behind.
Physician: HOW DO I SAY THIS AS SOFTLY AS POSSIBLE... AH. HERE. IMAGINE THIS LIFELESS MEDICAL CADAVER IS YOUR HUSBAND.
Caption (below panel): Dr. Stein explains that my husband is lousy in bed.
Votey:
Close-up of the physician (Dr. Stein), drawn in a loose sketch style.
Dr. Stein: BUT, HE WAS D.O.A., SO I GUESS IT'S A MOOT POINT.
A red-haired woman in a doctor's coat with a head mirror (a physician) sits in a chair, resting one hand on a pale dog-like cadaver lying across her lap. A woman with brown hair sits across from her, seen from behind.
Physician: HOW DO I SAY THIS AS SOFTLY AS POSSIBLE... AH. HERE. IMAGINE THIS LIFELESS MEDICAL CADAVER IS YOUR HUSBAND.
Caption (below panel): Dr. Stein explains that my husband is lousy in bed.
Votey:
Close-up of the physician (Dr. Stein), drawn in a loose sketch style.
Dr. Stein: BUT, HE WAS D.O.A., SO I GUESS IT'S A MOOT POINT.
Alt text
A webcomic panel. A red-haired physician in a white coat and head mirror sits in a chair with a pale, lifeless dog-like medical cadaver draped across her lap, one hand resting on it. Across from her, a brown-haired woman is seen from behind. The physician says, "How do I say this as softly as possible... ah. Here. Imagine this lifeless medical cadaver is your husband." A caption beneath reads: "Dr. Stein explains that my husband is lousy in bed." Votey (aftercomic), a rough black-and-white sketch close-up of Dr. Stein: "But, he was D.O.A., so I guess it's a moot point."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.