2009-08-28

A woman with red hair, glasses, and a green shirt holds a clipboard and gestures sympathetically toward a glum older bald man in a white lab coat. She says, "I'm SORRY. Everyone appreciates your contributions, but we can't name the new element after you." The caption below reads: "Another sad day for Professor Hitlerballs." The joke: his unfortunate surname makes naming an element after him impossible. The votey is a handwritten resignation note that reads: "I hereby resign from science. Sincerely, Dr. Oinky Hitlerballs" — revealing his first name is the equally absurd "Oinky."