2009-01-23
Original: 2009-01-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title: THE IMPORTANCE OF A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP
Panel 1: A man and a blonde woman lie together in bed. The woman wears red lingerie.
Woman: I could do things for you your girlfriend won't do.
Panel 2: The man, now smiling.
Man: Wow, really? Like what?
Panel 3: The man and woman face each other.
Man: Like... well... could you tell me the stuff she DOES do, and then I can tell you what's not on the list.
Panel 4: Close-up of the man with a pencil held up, biting his lip in concentration, holding a sheet of paper.
Panel 5: Close-up of the blonde woman, also holding a sheet of paper and reading.
Panel 6: Extreme close-up of the woman's red lips.
Panel 7: Close-up of the woman's face, frowning in disgust as she reads the paper.
Woman: Ewww...
Votey: A hand-drawn list on a slip of paper reads:
- CUDDLES
- SNUGGLES
- NUZZLES
Panel 1: A man and a blonde woman lie together in bed. The woman wears red lingerie.
Woman: I could do things for you your girlfriend won't do.
Panel 2: The man, now smiling.
Man: Wow, really? Like what?
Panel 3: The man and woman face each other.
Man: Like... well... could you tell me the stuff she DOES do, and then I can tell you what's not on the list.
Panel 4: Close-up of the man with a pencil held up, biting his lip in concentration, holding a sheet of paper.
Panel 5: Close-up of the blonde woman, also holding a sheet of paper and reading.
Panel 6: Extreme close-up of the woman's red lips.
Panel 7: Close-up of the woman's face, frowning in disgust as she reads the paper.
Woman: Ewww...
Votey: A hand-drawn list on a slip of paper reads:
- CUDDLES
- SNUGGLES
- NUZZLES
Alt text
A seven-panel SMBC comic titled "The Importance of a Healthy Relationship." In bed, a blonde woman in red lingerie tells a man, "I could do things for you your girlfriend won't do." He perks up: "Wow, really? Like what?" He replies, "Like... well... could you tell me the stuff she DOES do, and then I can tell you what's not on the list." Both then sit writing on sheets of paper; the man bites his lip in concentration with a pencil. A close-up of the woman's red lips is followed by her reading his list and recoiling in disgust: "Ewww..." Votey: a hand-drawn note showing the man's list of what his girlfriend does: CUDDLES, SNUGGLES, NUZZLES — the joke being his idea of forbidden, off-list acts is sweet and innocent affection.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.