2009-01-26
Original: 2009-01-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man and a woman lie together in bed.
Man (thought bubble): OH GOD... SHE'S LOOKING FOR A REACTION. SAY SOMETHING ROMANTIC!
Man (speech bubble): I WISH THIS CONDOM WOULD BREAK, SO WE'D BE STUCK WITH EACH OTHER FOREVER.
Votey:
Caption: THE FOLLOWING MONTH
The man stands facing the woman.
Man: UH... YOU KNOW, THAT WAS REALLY SAID IN THE HEAT OF PASSION.
A man and a woman lie together in bed.
Man (thought bubble): OH GOD... SHE'S LOOKING FOR A REACTION. SAY SOMETHING ROMANTIC!
Man (speech bubble): I WISH THIS CONDOM WOULD BREAK, SO WE'D BE STUCK WITH EACH OTHER FOREVER.
Votey:
Caption: THE FOLLOWING MONTH
The man stands facing the woman.
Man: UH... YOU KNOW, THAT WAS REALLY SAID IN THE HEAT OF PASSION.
Alt text
A man and a woman lie close together in bed after sex. The man's thought bubble panics: "Oh god... she's looking for a reaction. Say something romantic!" Out loud, he blurts: "I wish this condom would break, so we'd be stuck with each other forever." The votey, captioned "The following month," shows the man standing nervously across from the woman, backpedaling: "Uh... you know, that was really said in the heat of passion." The joke: his over-the-top "romantic" line implied wanting a pregnancy, and a month later he's awkwardly retracting it.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.