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2009-01-24

Original: 2009-01-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Single panel:

A man (Todd) kneels and holds open a ring box toward a woman with brown hair wearing a yellow top, in an outdoor park-like setting with a slide in the background. He is grinning.

Man: "THIS RING IS MADE OF RHODIUM. EVEN A DIAMOND WILL EVENTUALLY DEGRADE INTO GRAPHITE. BUT THIS... THIS IS FOREVER."

Caption below the panel: "Todd explained that he planned to outlive me."

Votey:

A close-up illustration of a plain metal ring. Engraved on the inside band is the text: "WIFE · III" (Wife the Third).

Alt text

A single-panel comic. A grinning man kneels in a park, holding open a ring box toward a brown-haired woman in a yellow top; a slide is visible in the background. His speech bubble reads: "This ring is made of rhodium. Even a diamond will eventually degrade into graphite. But this... this is forever." A caption beneath the panel reads: "Todd explained that he planned to outlive me." The votey is a close-up of a plain ring engraved on the inside with "WIFE · III" — revealing she is his third wife and the supposedly eternal ring is meant to be reused.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.