2009-01-19
Original: 2009-01-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title (yellow banner): THE WORST DEATH IMAGINABLE:
Panel 1: A man with red/orange hair is positioned in a guillotine, his head locked into the stocks above a basket. He looks anxious. A thought bubble shows his internal monologue:
Man (thinking): OH, COME ON, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT ACTOR?! I KNOW IT STARTS WITH A J... COME ON. COME ON!
In the background, a crowd of onlookers watches the execution.
Votey:
The scene continues after the blade has fallen. The man's severed head lies in the basket. A thought bubble (his final realized thought) reads:
Man (thinking): JOHN STAMOS!
Panel 1: A man with red/orange hair is positioned in a guillotine, his head locked into the stocks above a basket. He looks anxious. A thought bubble shows his internal monologue:
Man (thinking): OH, COME ON, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT ACTOR?! I KNOW IT STARTS WITH A J... COME ON. COME ON!
In the background, a crowd of onlookers watches the execution.
Votey:
The scene continues after the blade has fallen. The man's severed head lies in the basket. A thought bubble (his final realized thought) reads:
Man (thinking): JOHN STAMOS!
Alt text
A purple-toned comic titled "THE WORST DEATH IMAGINABLE:" A red-haired man is locked into a guillotine, head clamped in the stocks above a basket, with a watching crowd behind him. His anxious thought bubble reads: "Oh, come on, what was the name of that actor?! I know it starts with a J... Come on. Come on!" In the black-and-white votey panel, the blade has dropped and his severed head now rests in the basket; a final thought bubble reveals the answer he was straining to remember: "John Stamos!" The joke: he dies still desperately trying to recall the actor's name and only remembers it at the moment of death.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.