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2009-01-25

Original: 2009-01-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic (single panel):

Setting: An indoor social gathering. A man with red, flame-like hair stands at left wearing a suit and tie. Another man (Steve) stands to the right, also in a suit. A figure is partly visible at the far left edge, and another person is at the far right.

Far-right person: "OH, STEVE, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY SISTER."

Steve (pointing at the red-haired man): "NO! NOT NOW! GO AWAY! GO AWAY!"

Caption (below panel): "Damn you, Arousal Fairy!"

Votey:

Setting: Two people on a couch. A woman with glasses and dark hair (wearing blue) sits at left, smiling; a red-haired person sits lower/in front of her, head down.

Woman: "OH, I GET IT! HE HAS AN ERECTION. HEH."

Red-haired person (head down): "WHY DO YOU MAKE ME CRY?"

Alt text

Main comic, single panel: At an indoor social event, a man named Steve in a suit frantically points and shouts at a nearby man with red, flame-like hair: "NO! NOT NOW! GO AWAY! GO AWAY!" Meanwhile another guest is saying, "OH, STEVE, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY SISTER." A caption below reads: "Damn you, Arousal Fairy!" The joke: the flame-haired man is an unwanted "Arousal Fairy" giving Steve an erection at the worst possible moment. Votey: On a couch, a smiling woman with glasses says, "OH, I GET IT! HE HAS AN ERECTION. HEH." The red-haired figure slumps with head down and replies miserably, "WHY DO YOU MAKE ME CRY?"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.