2009-01-22
Original: 2009-01-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1
A grinning red devil with horns and flame-like surroundings looms over a man (seen from behind) who has reddish-brown hair and a green shirt.
Devil: WELCOME! NOW YOU WILL SPEND YOUR DAYS HEARING POORLY-REASONED ARGUMENTS FOR MY EXISTENCE!
Man: WHAT THE-
Man: NOOOOO!
Caption (below panel): Atheist Hell.
Votey:
The devil leans in toward the dismayed man, holding up a bone.
Devil: IF I DON'T EXIST, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THESE DECEPTIVE FOSSILS!
A grinning red devil with horns and flame-like surroundings looms over a man (seen from behind) who has reddish-brown hair and a green shirt.
Devil: WELCOME! NOW YOU WILL SPEND YOUR DAYS HEARING POORLY-REASONED ARGUMENTS FOR MY EXISTENCE!
Man: WHAT THE-
Man: NOOOOO!
Caption (below panel): Atheist Hell.
Votey:
The devil leans in toward the dismayed man, holding up a bone.
Devil: IF I DON'T EXIST, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THESE DECEPTIVE FOSSILS!
Alt text
A grinning red horned devil surrounded by flames looms over a man with reddish-brown hair and a green shirt, seen from behind. The devil booms, "WELCOME! NOW YOU WILL SPEND YOUR DAYS HEARING POORLY-REASONED ARGUMENTS FOR MY EXISTENCE!" The man cries, "WHAT THE-" and "NOOOOO!" A caption below reads: "Atheist Hell." In the votey, the devil leans close to the distressed man, holding up a bone and demanding, "IF I DON'T EXIST, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THESE DECEPTIVE FOSSILS!" The joke: hell for an atheist is being tormented forever with bad arguments for God's (and the devil's) existence.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.