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2008-06-22

Original: 2008-06-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man with brown hair (in a pink/mauve shirt), panicked: "Sheriff! Outlaws came through town! They killed all the horses and burned down the old folks home!"
The sheriff (a man in a cowboy hat holding a rifle): "Don't worry, Hank. I'll take care of it."

Panel 2:
Caption box: "Soon..."
A wide shot of the town's main street, with storefronts labeled "SALOON," "LIVERY," and "SU[...]." In the foreground, the sheriff drives a horse-drawn carriage carrying two elderly people (an old woman and old man). A figure in green stands on the carriage behind them.

Votey:
Close-up of the sheriff smiling next to a horse, gently touching/patting the horse's face. Caption box: "That's a good boy"

Alt text

A two-panel western comic. Panel 1: A panicked brown-haired man in a pink shirt yells to a sheriff (a man in a cowboy hat holding a rifle), "Sheriff! Outlaws came through town! They killed all the horses and burned down the old folks home!" The sheriff calmly replies, "Don't worry, Hank. I'll take care of it." Panel 2, labeled "Soon...": a wide street view of the town with storefronts (SALOON, LIVERY). Instead of chasing the outlaws, the sheriff is driving a horse-drawn carriage transporting two elderly people down the street, literally taking care of the old folks and the horses rather than pursuing justice. Votey aftercomic: a close-up of the sheriff smiling and gently patting a horse's face, with a caption box reading "That's a good boy" — confirming he interpreted "take care of it" as caretaking the survivors, not hunting the outlaws.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.