2008-04-02
Original: 2008-04-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (yellow sidebar text):
LIFE TIP: MEN ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE TOPIC OF MENSTRUATION. USE THIS TO GET OUT OF BORING SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS.
Panel 1 (scene):
Standing man: Wanna go to an airshow?
Seated man: Sorry, I'm men-struating.
Votey:
The seated man (close-up): It sucks, bro.
LIFE TIP: MEN ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE TOPIC OF MENSTRUATION. USE THIS TO GET OUT OF BORING SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS.
Panel 1 (scene):
Standing man: Wanna go to an airshow?
Seated man: Sorry, I'm men-struating.
Votey:
The seated man (close-up): It sucks, bro.
Alt text
A two-panel webcomic. A yellow sidebar reads: "LIFE TIP: MEN ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE TOPIC OF MENSTRUATION. USE THIS TO GET OUT OF BORING SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS." In the scene, a standing man asks another man seated on a couch, "Wanna go to an airshow?" The seated man replies, "Sorry, I'm men-struating" — punning on "menstruating" reframed as something men do, exploiting the discomfort the life tip describes to dodge the invitation. Votey aftercomic: a rough black-and-white close-up of the seated man's face as he adds, "It sucks, bro."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.