ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2008-03-31

Original: 2008-03-31 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Top caption (yellow banner): LIFE TIP: SOME SITUATIONS CAN'T BE HELPED BY EUPHEMISMS

Panel: A woman with reddish-orange hair, in a blue shirt, stands in a backyard holding a long-barreled gun (a shotgun/rifle). She speaks to an older balding man whose back is to the viewer.
Woman: I "BANG BANGED" YOUR "WOOF WOOF."

Votey:
A person grins while holding a large knife/blade that appears to be stabbing into themselves or someone.
Speaker: WHOOPSY STABBY!

Alt text

A yellow caption banner reads "LIFE TIP: SOME SITUATIONS CAN'T BE HELPED BY EUPHEMISMS." Below, in a backyard, a woman with orange hair in a blue shirt holds a long gun and speaks awkwardly to an older balding man seen from behind, saying: "I 'bang banged' your 'woof woof.'" The joke is that she shot his dog and is softening the news with childish euphemisms that don't actually help. Votey: a grinning figure holds a large blade plunged in, cheerfully saying "Whoopsy stabby!" -- the same gag of using a cute euphemism for a violent act.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.