2008-04-03
Original: 2008-04-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with brown hair sits with his back to us, pitching to an older gray-haired man in a suit and red tie who sits behind a desk. A small product box sits on the desk between them.
Brown-haired man: BUT IT'S A TOTALLY NEW FORM OF CANDY! IT'S MORE MALTY THAN ANYONE THOUGHT HUMANITY WAS CAPABLE OF!
Gray-haired man: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Gray-haired man: NO!
(A box of candy labeled "MALTOCAUST" with several malt balls depicted on it sits in the foreground below the panel.)
Votey:
Handwritten red text on black: "The final solution for your craving."
A man with brown hair sits with his back to us, pitching to an older gray-haired man in a suit and red tie who sits behind a desk. A small product box sits on the desk between them.
Brown-haired man: BUT IT'S A TOTALLY NEW FORM OF CANDY! IT'S MORE MALTY THAN ANYONE THOUGHT HUMANITY WAS CAPABLE OF!
Gray-haired man: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Gray-haired man: NO!
(A box of candy labeled "MALTOCAUST" with several malt balls depicted on it sits in the foreground below the panel.)
Votey:
Handwritten red text on black: "The final solution for your craving."
Alt text
A man with brown hair, seen from behind, pitches a product to an older gray-haired man in a suit and red tie sitting behind a desk. The brown-haired man says, "But it's a totally new form of candy! It's more malty than anyone thought humanity was capable of!" The seated man flatly refuses: "Absolutely not!" and "No!" Below the panel is a yellow candy box covered in malt balls, branded "MALTOCAUST" — a pun on "malt" and "Holocaust." Votey: handwritten red text reading "The final solution for your craving," extending the dark Holocaust pun.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.