2008-04-06
Original: 2008-04-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A Superman-like hero in a blue suit and red cape holds a blonde woman (the narrator) close, against a purple cityscape background.
Superman: SAVING YOUR LIFE. HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN THREE YEARS. JUST SAYING.
Caption (below panel): There was a good 10 seconds of silence before Superman put his arms around me.
Votey:
A newspaper-style headline drawn on a green/gray card reads: SUPERMAN MOVES TO ANTARCTICA TO FIND SELF
A Superman-like hero in a blue suit and red cape holds a blonde woman (the narrator) close, against a purple cityscape background.
Superman: SAVING YOUR LIFE. HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN THREE YEARS. JUST SAYING.
Caption (below panel): There was a good 10 seconds of silence before Superman put his arms around me.
Votey:
A newspaper-style headline drawn on a green/gray card reads: SUPERMAN MOVES TO ANTARCTICA TO FIND SELF
Alt text
A parody Superman in a blue suit and red cape holds a blonde woman close, set against a purple city skyline. His speech bubble says, "Saving your life. Haven't had sex in three years. Just saying." A caption below reads, "There was a good 10 seconds of silence before Superman put his arms around me." The joke: Superman makes a needy, oversharing confession while rescuing someone, and she awkwardly hesitates before responding to the embrace. The votey shows a newspaper-style headline scrawled on a green card: "Superman moves to Antarctica to find self" — the aftermath of his rejection-driven crisis.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.