2008-04-05
Original: 2008-04-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title caption (yellow banner): DOCTOR TIPS: KEEP IT POSITIVE!
Panel 1:
Doctor (a smiling man in a green shirt, holding a clipboard, with a head mirror): WOW! THERE ARE SO MANY TERMINAL DISEASES YOU DON'T HAVE!
(A patient with brown hair sits facing him, seen from behind.)
Votey:
The doctor (drawn in a loose sketch style, grinning): Like... 50% of them!
Panel 1:
Doctor (a smiling man in a green shirt, holding a clipboard, with a head mirror): WOW! THERE ARE SO MANY TERMINAL DISEASES YOU DON'T HAVE!
(A patient with brown hair sits facing him, seen from behind.)
Votey:
The doctor (drawn in a loose sketch style, grinning): Like... 50% of them!
Alt text
A webcomic titled "DOCTOR TIPS: KEEP IT POSITIVE!" In the single panel, a cheerfully smiling doctor in a green shirt, wearing a head mirror and holding a clipboard, leans toward a patient (seen from behind with brown hair). He exclaims, "WOW! THERE ARE SO MANY TERMINAL DISEASES YOU DON'T HAVE!" The votey (bonus panel) shows a rough sketch of the doctor's grinning face adding the deflating qualifier, "Like... 50% of them!" The joke: his attempt at positive bedside manner is undercut by the implication the patient actually has the other half.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.