2008-03-30
Original: 2008-03-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (main comic):
A man and a woman lie together in bed, the woman resting against the shirtless man's chest.
Woman: My greatest fantasy? Oh... you don't wanna hear that...
Man: Sure I do!
Man: Okay, so I'm with two girls. They're both just like you, only one is a little skinnier, and one is REALLY smart.
Caption below comic: It later became clear she was referring to my business aspirations.
Votey:
The woman, drawn in simple black-and-white line art, speaks.
Woman: I'd like to have a secretary with slightly bigger breasts than you.
A man and a woman lie together in bed, the woman resting against the shirtless man's chest.
Woman: My greatest fantasy? Oh... you don't wanna hear that...
Man: Sure I do!
Man: Okay, so I'm with two girls. They're both just like you, only one is a little skinnier, and one is REALLY smart.
Caption below comic: It later became clear she was referring to my business aspirations.
Votey:
The woman, drawn in simple black-and-white line art, speaks.
Woman: I'd like to have a secretary with slightly bigger breasts than you.
Alt text
A color comic shows a shirtless man and a woman lying together in bed, the woman leaning affectionately against his chest. She says, "My greatest fantasy? Oh... you don't wanna hear that..." He replies, "Sure I do!" She continues, "Okay, so I'm with two girls. They're both just like you, only one is a little skinnier, and one is REALLY smart." A caption beneath reads: "It later became clear she was referring to my business aspirations." The joke flips the setup of a sexual fantasy into a business ambition. Votey (a small black-and-white follow-up panel): the woman says, "I'd like to have a secretary with slightly bigger breasts than you" — confirming the punchline that her fantasy was about running a company, not a threesome.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.