2008-03-29

Main comic: Two women converse in a dim room, their speech repeatedly interrupted by screams of pain. A brown-haired woman with a strained expression says, 'Sandy, I just AAAAAGH! AAAAAAH! AAAAGH! got back from meeting with AAAGH! AAH! AUUUGH!! the lawyers.' The blonde woman beside her, also grimacing, replies, 'Ah, great. Did they GAAH! AUGHH! DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT! think we can reach a settlement?' A caption below reads: 'Maybe the Automatic Brazilian Wax isn't the perfect solution for the modern woman.' The joke: both women are wearing some automatic waxing device that keeps painfully waxing them mid-sentence. Votey: In a black-and-white panel, a child calls from off-panel, 'Mommy, I had a nightmare!' The blonde woman, lying in bed, answers, 'Oh, sweetie, don't AAAAGH! AAAAAGH! AAAAAAGH!' — the device is still going off even at home in bed.