2008-02-16
Original: 2008-02-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with red/orange hair in a purple shirt sits at a bar or lounge, talking to a blond man seen from behind. A blonde woman in a pink top sits at a nearby table.
Red-haired man (Steven): "DON'T ASK ME HOW. I JUST KNOW SHE'S A WOMAN."
Caption (below panel): Nobody was particularly impressed with Steven's "femdar."
Votey:
The same man holds a dog up against his chest, both facing the viewer.
Man: "I SENSE IT'S A DOG."
A man with red/orange hair in a purple shirt sits at a bar or lounge, talking to a blond man seen from behind. A blonde woman in a pink top sits at a nearby table.
Red-haired man (Steven): "DON'T ASK ME HOW. I JUST KNOW SHE'S A WOMAN."
Caption (below panel): Nobody was particularly impressed with Steven's "femdar."
Votey:
The same man holds a dog up against his chest, both facing the viewer.
Man: "I SENSE IT'S A DOG."
Alt text
A red-haired man in a purple shirt sits in a lounge, gesturing confidently as he tells a blond man (seen from behind) and a nearby blonde woman in pink: "Don't ask me how. I just know she's a woman." The caption reads: "Nobody was particularly impressed with Steven's 'femdar.'" The joke is that he's boasting about a useless ability to detect the obvious. Votey: a black-and-white panel of the same man hugging a dog, declaring, "I sense it's a dog" — again proudly identifying something plainly obvious.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.