2008-02-18
Original: 2008-02-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (below image):
February 17, 1982:
After months of grueling research, we have confirmed that if you turn the calculator upside-down, it spells "boobs."
Scene: A group of scientists in white lab coats gather around a chalkboard covered in equations (a Schrödinger-equation-style formula is visible). A man with red/orange hair holds up a calculator and a green cup, showing it to the others, who lean in to look.
Votey:
A man (off-panel speaker): "Have you found that cure for cancer yet?"
The scientist: "No, but check out THIS out!" (text: "NO, BUT CHECK THIS OUT!")
February 17, 1982:
After months of grueling research, we have confirmed that if you turn the calculator upside-down, it spells "boobs."
Scene: A group of scientists in white lab coats gather around a chalkboard covered in equations (a Schrödinger-equation-style formula is visible). A man with red/orange hair holds up a calculator and a green cup, showing it to the others, who lean in to look.
Votey:
A man (off-panel speaker): "Have you found that cure for cancer yet?"
The scientist: "No, but check out THIS out!" (text: "NO, BUT CHECK THIS OUT!")
Alt text
A comic panel shows several scientists in white lab coats clustered around a chalkboard full of physics equations. A red-haired scientist proudly holds up a calculator and a cup for his colleagues to inspect. The caption below reads: "February 17, 1982: After months of grueling research, we have confirmed that if you turn the calculator upside-down, it spells 'boobs.'" Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): A man asks, "Have you found that cure for cancer yet?" The grinning scientist replies, "No, but check THIS out!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.