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2008-02-20

Original: 2008-02-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Devil (a large red horned demon with horns and a tail, surrounded by flames): "You may live ten more years, but your first-born son shall be mine!"
Man (facing the devil): "I... I don't know what to say..."

Caption (below panel): It's so rare in life that one truly encounters a win-win situation.

Votey:
The man stands with two small children at his side.
Man: "Whoops! Brought both boys. Oh well!"

Alt text

A man stands facing a large red, horned devil engulfed in flames. The devil grins and declares, "You may live ten more years, but your first-born son shall be mine!" The man, looking on, replies, "I... I don't know what to say..." A caption beneath reads: "It's so rare in life that one truly encounters a win-win situation" — implying the man is happy to be rid of his son. In the votey aftercomic, the man stands smiling with two small children beside him and says, "Whoops! Brought both boys. Oh well!", cheerfully unloading both sons.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.