2008-02-14
Original: 2008-02-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (yellow banner): PARENTING 101: KIDS ARE SENSITIVE, SO MAKE SURE TO EXPLAIN ANY ANGRY OUTBURSTS
Panel: A man with reddish-brown hair in a green collared shirt leans down toward a small child with orange hair in a blue shirt.
Man: What I meant when I said "I wish you'd never been born" was only that it caused mommy hours and hours of vaginal trauma.
Votey:
A close-up of the same man, grinning with teeth bared.
Man: Because of your big fat head!
Panel: A man with reddish-brown hair in a green collared shirt leans down toward a small child with orange hair in a blue shirt.
Man: What I meant when I said "I wish you'd never been born" was only that it caused mommy hours and hours of vaginal trauma.
Votey:
A close-up of the same man, grinning with teeth bared.
Man: Because of your big fat head!
Alt text
A yellow caption banner reads "Parenting 101: Kids are sensitive, so make sure to explain any angry outbursts." Below, a smiling man with reddish-brown hair in a green shirt leans toward a small orange-haired child and says reassuringly, "What I meant when I said 'I wish you'd never been born' was only that it caused mommy hours and hours of vaginal trauma." Votey: a close-up of the same man grinning with bared teeth, adding cheerfully, "Because of your big fat head!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.