2008-02-15
Original: 2008-02-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Bald man (to a red-haired woman): HONEY! TODAY, A GENIE GAVE ME THREE WISHES!
Red-haired woman: OH MY GOD! DID YOU ASK FOR A CURE?
Panel 2:
(Close-up of the bald man's face, neutral expression. No dialogue.)
Panel 3:
(The bald man holds out a stack of three DVDs/cases to the woman.)
Stack labels: STAR WARS / EMPIRE STRIKES BACK / RETURN OF THE JEDI
Votey:
Bald man: I SEE YOUR POINT, BUT THEY'RE REALLY GOOD MOVIES.
Bald man (to a red-haired woman): HONEY! TODAY, A GENIE GAVE ME THREE WISHES!
Red-haired woman: OH MY GOD! DID YOU ASK FOR A CURE?
Panel 2:
(Close-up of the bald man's face, neutral expression. No dialogue.)
Panel 3:
(The bald man holds out a stack of three DVDs/cases to the woman.)
Stack labels: STAR WARS / EMPIRE STRIKES BACK / RETURN OF THE JEDI
Votey:
Bald man: I SEE YOUR POINT, BUT THEY'RE REALLY GOOD MOVIES.
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: A bald man tells a red-haired woman, "Honey! Today, a genie gave me three wishes!" She replies excitedly, "Oh my god! Did you ask for a cure?" Panel 2: A silent close-up of the man's blank, neutral face. Panel 3: The man sheepishly holds out a stack of three movies to the woman; their spines read "Star Wars," "Empire Strikes Back," and "Return of the Jedi" — revealing he used his three wishes on the original Star Wars trilogy instead of curing her illness. Votey (a small black-and-white addendum panel): The man says, "I see your point, but they're really good movies."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.