2008-02-13
Original: 2008-02-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Banner (above panel, with hearts): VALENTINE'S TIPS! CHEER UP YOUR SINGLE FRIENDS!
Panel 1:
Woman (orange-haired, speaking to a person at the edge of the frame): "It's not your fault you're alone. There was something wrong with the many different types of women who left you for similar reasons."
Caption (below panel): Susan went on to explain that we should see other people.
Votey:
Person (off-panel, facing the woman): "Because of the face?"
Woman: "Because of the face."
Panel 1:
Woman (orange-haired, speaking to a person at the edge of the frame): "It's not your fault you're alone. There was something wrong with the many different types of women who left you for similar reasons."
Caption (below panel): Susan went on to explain that we should see other people.
Votey:
Person (off-panel, facing the woman): "Because of the face?"
Woman: "Because of the face."
Alt text
A pink-banner SMBC strip titled "VALENTINE'S TIPS! CHEER UP YOUR SINGLE FRIENDS!" An orange-haired woman gestures while reassuring someone off-panel: "It's not your fault you're alone. There was something wrong with the many different types of women who left you for similar reasons." The supposedly comforting line quietly implies the listener is the common factor. A caption reads: "Susan went on to explain that we should see other people." In the black-and-white votey aftercomic, the listener (now partly visible) asks the woman, "Because of the face?" and she flatly confirms, "Because of the face."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.