2008-02-22
Original: 2008-02-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A winged fairy with blonde hair and a green dress hovers in a child's darkened bedroom at night. She holds a wand in one hand and a clump of dark hair in the other. A crescent moon and stars are visible through the window. A red-haired child in star-patterned pajamas stands below, looking up at her.
Fairy: I BRING YOU SOCIAL ANXIETY! AND HAIR!
Caption (below panel): Nobody likes The Puberty Fairy.
Votey:
A loose, sketchy black-and-white drawing. The large fairy figure (seen from behind/side) leans toward the small red-haired child.
Fairy: WOULD YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME?
A winged fairy with blonde hair and a green dress hovers in a child's darkened bedroom at night. She holds a wand in one hand and a clump of dark hair in the other. A crescent moon and stars are visible through the window. A red-haired child in star-patterned pajamas stands below, looking up at her.
Fairy: I BRING YOU SOCIAL ANXIETY! AND HAIR!
Caption (below panel): Nobody likes The Puberty Fairy.
Votey:
A loose, sketchy black-and-white drawing. The large fairy figure (seen from behind/side) leans toward the small red-haired child.
Fairy: WOULD YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME?
Alt text
A blonde, winged fairy in a green dress hovers in a child's dark bedroom at night, a crescent moon visible through the window. She holds a magic wand and a clump of dark hair, grinning as she announces, 'I BRING YOU SOCIAL ANXIETY! AND HAIR!' Below her stands a small red-haired child in star-patterned pajamas, looking up. The caption reads: 'Nobody likes The Puberty Fairy.' Votey: a rough black-and-white sketch where the looming fairy leans toward the small child and asks, 'WOULD YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME?'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.