2007-12-17
Original: 2007-12-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (brown hair, pink top): I did NOT cheat on you!
Man (red/orange hair, shirtless): Oh, come on!
Panel 2:
The woman turns away from the red-haired man to look back over her shoulder at someone else.
Woman: Ted, did I cheat on him?
Panel 3:
A blond shirtless man (Ted) lies in bed behind her, with another brown-haired man beside him.
Ted: No, not yet.
Panel 4:
The woman, looking pleased, replies.
Woman: Thank you!
Votey:
A man addresses the others angrily.
Man: That's it! Cindy and I were leaving!
Woman (brown hair, pink top): I did NOT cheat on you!
Man (red/orange hair, shirtless): Oh, come on!
Panel 2:
The woman turns away from the red-haired man to look back over her shoulder at someone else.
Woman: Ted, did I cheat on him?
Panel 3:
A blond shirtless man (Ted) lies in bed behind her, with another brown-haired man beside him.
Ted: No, not yet.
Panel 4:
The woman, looking pleased, replies.
Woman: Thank you!
Votey:
A man addresses the others angrily.
Man: That's it! Cindy and I were leaving!
Alt text
A four-panel comic in bed. Panel 1: A brown-haired woman in a pink top argues with a shirtless red-haired man, shouting 'I did NOT cheat on you!' He replies, 'Oh, come on!' Panel 2: The woman turns to look behind her and asks, 'Ted, did I cheat on him?' Panel 3: A blond shirtless man named Ted, lying in bed with yet another man beside him, answers, 'No, not yet.' Panel 4: The woman, satisfied by the technicality, says 'Thank you!' The joke: she's about to cheat with Ted but technically hasn't yet, so she insists she's telling the truth. Votey: a roughly drawn black-and-white panel where a man in the crowded bed snaps, 'That's it! Cindy and I were leaving!' implying the bed is full of multiple entangled couples.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.