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2007-12-16

Original: 2007-12-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A doctor in a white coat and green scrubs, wearing a head mirror, stands in an exam room with a checkerboard floor. He holds up a small jar containing an eyeball. To the right stands a tall, naked body (shown from the side, headless from this angle).
Doctor: THE OPERATION WAS A COMPLETE SUCCESS!

Caption (below panel): And look! We saved your body in a jar!

Votey:
A woman sits up in bed, looking uneasy, speaking to her partner. Her partner is a small, disembodied head resting on the pillow beside her.
Woman: I'M NOT SURE I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU ANYMORE.

Alt text

A doctor in a white coat and green scrubs, wearing a head mirror, stands in an exam room beaming as he holds up a small jar with an eyeball in it. Beside him stands a tall, naked human body, shown headless from this side angle. He announces, 'THE OPERATION WAS A COMPLETE SUCCESS!' The caption reads: 'And look! We saved your body in a jar!' — implying the patient was reduced to just a head and his entire body is the 'sample' being preserved. Votey: A woman sits up in bed looking uncomfortable, talking to her partner, who is now just a small disembodied head lying on the pillow beside her. She says, 'I'M NOT SURE I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU ANYMORE.'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.