2007-12-14
Original: 2007-12-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: On a movie/projector screen, a long-haired, bearded figure with a golden halo (depicted as Jesus) wears a purple magician's outfit with a red bow tie and cape. He performs a magic trick, holding a magic wand in one hand and a top hat in the other. The silhouettes of four children's heads are visible in the foreground, watching the screen as if in a classroom or theater.
Caption (below panel): This was way less boring than those Big Bang videos.
Votey:
A long-haired robed figure (Jesus) smiles and reaches out toward a unicorn, petting or gesturing affectionately to it.
Caption (below panel): This was way less boring than those Big Bang videos.
Votey:
A long-haired robed figure (Jesus) smiles and reaches out toward a unicorn, petting or gesturing affectionately to it.
Alt text
A movie screen shows a haloed, long-haired bearded Jesus dressed as a stage magician—purple outfit, red bow tie, cape—performing a magic trick with a wand and top hat. Four children's silhouetted heads watch from the foreground. Caption: "This was way less boring than those Big Bang videos." The joke: a classroom is watching a creationist 'magic' film about Jesus instead of science videos on the Big Bang. Votey: Jesus smiles and reaches out to pet a unicorn.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.