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2007-12-18

Original: 2007-12-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Title caption (top banner): COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET DIDN'T GO SO WELL.

Panel 1: A young man with brown hair stands against a yellow background, looking nervous.
Young man: MOM, DAD, I'M A HOMO-

Panel 2: An older man and a red-haired woman (the parents) stand against a dark blue background, looking shocked and dismayed.

Panel 3: A wider shot, green background. The young man stands on the left facing his parents, who are seen from behind on the right.
Young man: POTAMUS.

Votey:
A close-up of the young man's face with a speech bubble above him.
Young man: The most sexually typical potamus.

Alt text

A three-panel SMBC comic with a yellow title banner reading 'COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET DIDN'T GO SO WELL.' Panel 1: a nervous young man against a yellow background says 'MOM, DAD, I'M A HOMO-'. Panel 2: his older father and red-haired mother stare back, shocked. Panel 3: in a wide green-backgrounded shot, the young man faces his parents (seen from behind) and finishes the word: 'POTAMUS.' The joke is that the apparent coming-out statement is actually the start of the word 'hippopotamus.' Votey aftercomic: a hand-drawn close-up of the young man's face with a speech bubble adding, 'The most sexually typical potamus.'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.