2007-12-13
Original: 2007-12-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A red-haired man and a blonde woman lie together in bed under pink sheets, having apparently just had sex.
Woman: That was so... so magical.
Man: Say, why don't we celebrate by picking up some Pepsi!
Woman: W-what?
Man: I just thought you might want to mentally associate this moment with the refreshing taste of ice cold Pepsi-Cola.
Caption below the panel:
By 2042, all major corporations have begun sending perfect lovers to affect our purchasing decisions.
Fortunately, by 2043, we realize it's awesome.
Votey:
Two women grab and shake each other angrily, arguing, while a third figure looks on from behind.
Woman 1: He likes Pepsi!
Woman 2: Coke!
A red-haired man and a blonde woman lie together in bed under pink sheets, having apparently just had sex.
Woman: That was so... so magical.
Man: Say, why don't we celebrate by picking up some Pepsi!
Woman: W-what?
Man: I just thought you might want to mentally associate this moment with the refreshing taste of ice cold Pepsi-Cola.
Caption below the panel:
By 2042, all major corporations have begun sending perfect lovers to affect our purchasing decisions.
Fortunately, by 2043, we realize it's awesome.
Votey:
Two women grab and shake each other angrily, arguing, while a third figure looks on from behind.
Woman 1: He likes Pepsi!
Woman 2: Coke!
Alt text
A single-panel SMBC comic. A red-haired man and a blonde woman lie together in bed under pink sheets, having just slept together. The woman sighs, "That was so... so magical." The man cheerfully replies, "Say, why don't we celebrate by picking up some Pepsi!" She responds, "W-what?" He explains, "I just thought you might want to mentally associate this moment with the refreshing taste of ice cold Pepsi-Cola." A caption beneath reads: "By 2042, all major corporations have begun sending perfect lovers to affect our purchasing decisions. Fortunately, by 2043, we realize it's awesome." The votey aftercomic, drawn in rough black-and-white, shows two women grabbing and shaking each other in a furious argument as a third figure watches; one yells "He likes Pepsi!" and the other shouts "Coke!" — corporate lovers turning brand loyalty into a catfight.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.