ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2007-12-15

Original: 2007-12-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man sits at a computer while a woman (the caption names her Julie) stands beside him with a hand on his shoulder.
Man: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN IT? THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF VIDEOS OF IT ON THE INTERNET! HERE, LOOK!
Off-panel / from the computer screen direction: RAR!

Caption (below panel): Julie had just explained her views on premarital sex.

Votey:
A hairy, shaggy beast (a bigfoot/yeti-like creature) lunges with mouth open at a woman seen in profile, who recoils with her hand raised.
Beast: RAR!

Alt text

Main comic: A man sits at a computer desk while a woman named Julie stands beside him, one hand on his shoulder. He turns and insists to her: "What do you mean you don't believe in it? There are thousands of videos of it on the internet! Here, look!" A speech bubble reading "RAR!" emanates from the direction of the computer screen. The caption below reads: "Julie had just explained her views on premarital sex." The joke: Julie said she doesn't believe in premarital sex, but the man hears it as not believing in something cryptid-like (Bigfoot), and tries to prove its existence with internet videos. Votey (aftercomic, black-and-white sketch): A shaggy, hairy Bigfoot-like beast roars "RAR!" while lunging at a startled woman shown in profile who raises a hand and recoils, depicting the kind of grainy monster footage the man was referring to.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.