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2007-12-19

Original: 2007-12-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Setting: two people seated next to each other on an airplane.
Man with red/orange hair (leaning toward the woman beside him): "HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE TAKES APPROXIMATELY THREE MINUTES?"
The woman beside him looks uncomfortable and unamused.

Caption (below panel): There are a lot of downsides to being in a plane crash.

Votey:
A smiling, leering man's face.
Man: "Baby, you're gonna NEED that oxygen mask!"

Alt text

An airplane interior. A grinning red-haired man leans toward the visibly unimpressed woman seated beside him and says, "Hey, you know what else takes approximately three minutes?" A caption below reads: "There are a lot of downsides to being in a plane crash." The joke implies he's bragging that he lasts about as long as a plane crash. Votey: a crudely drawn, leering man's face says, "Baby, you're gonna NEED that oxygen mask!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.