2007-09-08
Original: 2007-09-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blond man in a brown suit, holding a brown briefcase, sits across from a brown-haired woman in a blue top. They appear to be on a bus or train. The man gestures persuasively toward the woman.
Man: WE CAN CONSOLIDATE ALL THREE OF YOUR KIDS INTO A SINGLE, MORE MANAGEABLE UBER-CHILD!
Caption (below panel): The duct tape man was really reaching for that sale.
Votey:
Three children stand bound together with bands of duct tape wrapped around their bodies, forming one merged "uber-child." A large dark silhouette of a person looms at the left.
Silhouetted figure: YOU GET ONLY ONE DESSERT.
A blond man in a brown suit, holding a brown briefcase, sits across from a brown-haired woman in a blue top. They appear to be on a bus or train. The man gestures persuasively toward the woman.
Man: WE CAN CONSOLIDATE ALL THREE OF YOUR KIDS INTO A SINGLE, MORE MANAGEABLE UBER-CHILD!
Caption (below panel): The duct tape man was really reaching for that sale.
Votey:
Three children stand bound together with bands of duct tape wrapped around their bodies, forming one merged "uber-child." A large dark silhouette of a person looms at the left.
Silhouetted figure: YOU GET ONLY ONE DESSERT.
Alt text
Main comic (one panel): On a bus, a smiling blond salesman in a brown suit holding a briefcase gestures toward a brown-haired woman in a blue top and pitches: "We can consolidate all three of your kids into a single, more manageable uber-child!" A caption below reads: "The duct tape man was really reaching for that sale." Votey (aftercomic): Three children are bound tightly together with wrapped duct tape into a single merged "uber-child," while a looming dark silhouette of an adult tells them, "You get only one dessert."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.