ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2007-09-07

Original: 2007-09-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic (single panel):

A woman with long red hair, wearing a yellow top, sits at a table across from a man wearing glasses and a green shirt (seen from behind). She has slammed a jar full of cat heads onto the table and is gesturing aggressively at the man.

Woman: "YEAH!! JAR OF CAT HEADS! FIRST DATE! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!"

Caption below panel: "I try to find creative ways to compensate for my shyness."

Votey:

The man (now facing forward, drawn in a loose sketch style) and the woman continue the conversation.

Man: "WHERE'D YOU GET THAT, ANYWAY?"
Woman: "A REALLY WEIRD GARAGE SALE"

Alt text

A single-panel comic. A red-haired woman in a yellow top sits at a table on a first date across from a bespectacled man in a green shirt (shown from behind). She has aggressively slammed a glass jar full of severed cat heads onto the table and is pointing at him, shouting: "YEAH!! JAR OF CAT HEADS! FIRST DATE! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!" The caption beneath reads: "I try to find creative ways to compensate for my shyness." Votey (a loosely sketched follow-up panel): the man asks, "Where'd you get that, anyway?" and the woman answers, "A really weird garage sale."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.