ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2007-09-06

Original: 2007-09-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Two people sit at a dim table; one is a man in a sweater, the other is a figure shown only as a black silhouette in the foreground.

Man: Oh, you're a paranoid schizophrenic? That's fascinating.

Silhouetted figure: Yes. I protect my brain by wearing the skulls of people who are servants of Melkar, the Hivemaster.

Man: What a coincidence! I'M a servant of Melkar, the Hivemaster!

Caption (below panel): "Anyway, officer, that's how I remember the date."

Votey:
Handwritten heading: Reading this 8 years later

A roughly drawn person resting their head, looking unimpressed.
Person: Huh?

Alt text

A dimly lit comic panel shows a man in a sweater sitting at a table across from a figure rendered entirely as a black silhouette. The man says cheerfully, 'Oh, you're a paranoid schizophrenic? That's fascinating.' The silhouette replies, 'Yes. I protect my brain by wearing the skulls of people who are servants of Melkar, the Hivemaster.' The man responds with delight, 'What a coincidence! I'M a servant of Melkar, the Hivemaster!' A caption below reads, 'Anyway, officer, that's how I remember the date.' implying the friendly man is recounting an encounter that ended badly. The votey (bonus panel) is a crude hand-drawn sketch labeled 'Reading this 8 years later,' showing a slumped, unimpressed person who simply says, 'Huh?', a self-aware joke about the comic not aging well.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.