2007-09-05
Original: 2007-09-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with red/orange hair in a red sweater sits across from another person (seen from behind, with green-ish hair and a green sweater) who is holding out a yellow piece of paper or card toward him.
Red-haired man: "WOAH, WOAH, WOAH! I DIDN'T GET MY MASSIVE TRUST FUND BY GIVING AWAY MONEY TO LOWLIFES!"
Caption (below panel): Technically, this was true.
Votey:
A simple line drawing of a person's head looking downward.
Speech bubble: "Would you like some financial advice?"
A man with red/orange hair in a red sweater sits across from another person (seen from behind, with green-ish hair and a green sweater) who is holding out a yellow piece of paper or card toward him.
Red-haired man: "WOAH, WOAH, WOAH! I DIDN'T GET MY MASSIVE TRUST FUND BY GIVING AWAY MONEY TO LOWLIFES!"
Caption (below panel): Technically, this was true.
Votey:
A simple line drawing of a person's head looking downward.
Speech bubble: "Would you like some financial advice?"
Alt text
Main comic (one panel): A red-haired man in a red sweater sits across a table from another person seen from behind (green hair, green sweater) who is holding out a small yellow card toward him. The red-haired man recoils, exclaiming, "WOAH, WOAH, WOAH! I DIDN'T GET MY MASSIVE TRUST FUND BY GIVING AWAY MONEY TO LOWLIFES!" A caption beneath the panel reads: "Technically, this was true" — the joke being he inherited his wealth and never earned it. Votey (aftercomic): A loose line sketch of a person's downturned head with a speech bubble asking, "Would you like some financial advice?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.