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2007-09-12

Original: 2007-09-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Caption (yellow banner at top): DATING TIPS: TRY NOT TO MAKE YOUR INADEQUACIES TOO OVERT.

A man (with short brown hair, blue shirt) stands close to a woman (brown hair, pink tank top) under a green night sky dotted with stars. He gestures upward while she stands with her arms crossed, looking unimpressed.

Man: "AND THAT CONSTELLATION IS ALSO CALLED 'I'M SO LONELY. PLEASE LOVE ME.'"

Votey:
A near-black panel with no text. Faint white dotted lines (like star outlines against a dark sky) form a sad, frowning face — two eyes, a nose, and a downturned mouth with a rounded chin below.

Alt text

A single-panel SMBC comic. A yellow caption banner across the top reads: "DATING TIPS: TRY NOT TO MAKE YOUR INADEQUACIES TOO OVERT." Below, against a green star-dotted night sky, a brown-haired man in a blue shirt stands close beside a brown-haired woman in a pink tank top. He points up at the stars while she stands with her arms crossed, looking unimpressed. His speech bubble reads: "AND THAT CONSTELLATION IS ALSO CALLED 'I'M SO LONELY. PLEASE LOVE ME.'" The joke: his attempt at romantic stargazing nakedly broadcasts his desperation. Votey (aftercomic): an almost entirely black panel with no text, where faint white dotted star-lines sketch out a sad, frowning face — the lonely "constellation" itself, staring back from the dark.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.