2007-09-11
Original: 2007-09-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A therapy session. A balding man (the therapist, seen from behind holding a notepad) sits across a table from a couple: a man with orange/red hair in a green shirt (Steven), and a woman with brown hair in a pink shirt (Cynthia).
Therapist: For our first session, Cynthia, I'd like you to say something comforting to Steven.
Cynthia: Oh... okay, sure. Uh, hey, you know what I really love? Premature ejaculation.
Votey:
A close-up of the orange-haired man (Steven), smiling.
Steven: Oh wow, that's a relief.
A therapy session. A balding man (the therapist, seen from behind holding a notepad) sits across a table from a couple: a man with orange/red hair in a green shirt (Steven), and a woman with brown hair in a pink shirt (Cynthia).
Therapist: For our first session, Cynthia, I'd like you to say something comforting to Steven.
Cynthia: Oh... okay, sure. Uh, hey, you know what I really love? Premature ejaculation.
Votey:
A close-up of the orange-haired man (Steven), smiling.
Steven: Oh wow, that's a relief.
Alt text
A couples' therapy session. A balding therapist, shown from behind holding a notepad, sits across a table from a couple: an orange-haired man in a green shirt (Steven) and a brown-haired woman in a pink shirt (Cynthia). The therapist says, 'For our first session, Cynthia, I'd like you to say something comforting to Steven.' Cynthia, gesturing to her chest, replies, 'Oh... okay, sure. Uh, hey, you know what I really love? Premature ejaculation.' Votey: A close-up of Steven smiling broadly, saying, 'Oh wow, that's a relief.' The joke: the supposedly comforting statement implies Steven has a problem with premature ejaculation, but he takes it as genuine reassurance.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.