2007-09-03
Original: 2007-09-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A bald man in a light blue hospital gown stands with arms spread in a cloudy, heavenly setting, facing a robed, gray-haired and bearded figure (God) seated at a podium.
Figure at podium: WELCOME TO HEAVEN. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEND ETERNITY WITH THE WOMAN YOU MARRIED OR YOUR TRUE SOULMATE?
Man: WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE ONE OR THE OTHER?
Caption (below panel): My whole life I had assumed there were threesomes in Heaven.
Votey: A sketchy line-drawn close-up of the man's worried face.
Man: Is this Hell?
Figure at podium: WELCOME TO HEAVEN. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEND ETERNITY WITH THE WOMAN YOU MARRIED OR YOUR TRUE SOULMATE?
Man: WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE ONE OR THE OTHER?
Caption (below panel): My whole life I had assumed there were threesomes in Heaven.
Votey: A sketchy line-drawn close-up of the man's worried face.
Man: Is this Hell?
Alt text
A bald man in a hospital gown stands with arms spread in a cloudy heaven, facing a gray-bearded, robed God seated at a podium. God says, 'Welcome to Heaven. Would you like to spend eternity with the woman you married or your true soulmate?' The man replies, 'What?! How can you make me choose one or the other?' A caption below reads: 'My whole life I had assumed there were threesomes in Heaven.' Votey: a loose sketch of the man's anxious face as he asks, 'Is this Hell?'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.