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2007-08-31

Original: 2007-08-31 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A blond man in an orange sweater stands in a living room, gesturing toward a woman with brown hair who is seen from behind. A small side table with a vase of flowers stands between them.
Man: "Come on! I'd be great with the kids! Look, your husband is dead, okay? So- oh... woops... god, I'm sorry."

Caption (below panel): "Ted had just realized he was standing on my daughter."

Votey:
A close-up of a man's grinning face.
Man: "Guess we started on the wrong foot!"

Alt text

A blond man in an orange sweater stands in a living room, hand outstretched, pleading to a brown-haired woman shown from behind. A side table with a vase of purple flowers sits between them. He says, "Come on! I'd be great with the kids! Look, your husband is dead, okay? So- oh... woops... god, I'm sorry." A caption below reads: "Ted had just realized he was standing on my daughter." Votey: a close-up of the man's grinning face as he says, "Guess we started on the wrong foot!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.