2007-08-29
Original: 2007-08-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A man with light hair drives a purple car, grinning, with a woman in the passenger seat looking unhappy.
Man: "WOOH! SMASHED ANOTHER SKUNK!"
Panel 2 (caption: "5 minutes ago"): The same two seen through the windshield. The woman speaks to the man, who looks dejected.
Woman: "I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE."
Panel 3 (caption: "10 minutes ago"): The two stand outside the car. The man speaks to the woman.
Man: "I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. WOULD YOU MIND DRIVING MY CAR?"
Votey:
A sketchy close-up of a man's grumpy/angry face.
Text: "Sorry, can't hear you over the smell."
Man: "WOOH! SMASHED ANOTHER SKUNK!"
Panel 2 (caption: "5 minutes ago"): The same two seen through the windshield. The woman speaks to the man, who looks dejected.
Woman: "I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE."
Panel 3 (caption: "10 minutes ago"): The two stand outside the car. The man speaks to the woman.
Man: "I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. WOULD YOU MIND DRIVING MY CAR?"
Votey:
A sketchy close-up of a man's grumpy/angry face.
Text: "Sorry, can't hear you over the smell."
Alt text
A three-panel SMBC comic told in reverse chronological order. Panel 1: a light-haired man drives a purple car, grinning, while the unhappy woman beside him rides along; he shouts "WOOH! SMASHED ANOTHER SKUNK!" Panel 2, captioned "5 minutes ago," shows them through the windshield as the woman, looking serious, tells the now-glum man, "I think we should see other people." Panel 3, captioned "10 minutes ago," shows them standing outside the car as the man asks, "I need to talk to you about something. Would you mind driving my car?" The reverse order reveals he engineered the breakup so she'd be driving (and thus blamed/stuck) when he gleefully runs over a skunk. Votey: a loose sketch of a grumpy man's face with the caption "Sorry, can't hear you over the smell."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.