ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2007-08-26

Original: 2007-08-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man with brown hair in a green shirt kneels, holding an open red ring box in one hand. With his other hand he is putting a handgun into his mouth. Across from him kneels a blonde woman in a blue outfit.
Woman (speech bubble): OKAY! OKAY! I'LL MARRY YOU!

Caption beneath the panel: "Just stop eating my guns."

Votey:
A close-up line drawing of the man's face with the handgun barrel in his mouth, looking pleased.
Man (speech bubble): They're so good!

Alt text

A man in a green shirt kneels holding up an open red ring box in one hand, while shoving a handgun into his own mouth with the other. The blonde woman kneeling across from him throws up her hands and cries, "OKAY! OKAY! I'LL MARRY YOU!" A caption below reads: "Just stop eating my guns." Votey: a rough line-art close-up of the man's face with the gun barrel still in his mouth, looking blissful, saying, "They're so good!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.