2007-09-01
Original: 2007-09-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man stands near a window at night, holding a gun, looking out at another man walking past on the street below.
Man with gun: "MAN, I'D REALLY LIKE TO SHOOT A GUY... HEY, THERE'S A GUY RIGHT NOW!"
Caption below panel: "I believe I was a victim of circumstance, your honor."
Votey:
Close-up of the man's face looking pleading/distressed.
Man: "It's called entrapment!"
A man stands near a window at night, holding a gun, looking out at another man walking past on the street below.
Man with gun: "MAN, I'D REALLY LIKE TO SHOOT A GUY... HEY, THERE'S A GUY RIGHT NOW!"
Caption below panel: "I believe I was a victim of circumstance, your honor."
Votey:
Close-up of the man's face looking pleading/distressed.
Man: "It's called entrapment!"
Alt text
A man stands at a window at night holding a gun, gazing out at another man who happens to be walking past on the street below. He says, "Man, I'd really like to shoot a guy... Hey, there's a guy right now!" A caption beneath reads, "I believe I was a victim of circumstance, your honor." The joke: he treats the random passerby's convenient appearance as fate handing him an excuse. Votey: a close-up of the man's pleading face as he insists, "It's called entrapment!" — absurdly blaming the universe for tempting him.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.